The Virginia House of Delegates has voted to outlaw low-slung pants, or “droopy drawers” as they might also be known. First they vote to ammend the state Constitution to outlaw same-sex marriage, now this. I am SO glad the House of Delegates has no serious issues to distract them from the pressing threat of gay couples in baggy pants.
I’m hopping next the House of Delegates might take action to ban the word “titmouse.”
I bet you giggle every time you hear that word.
Hee hee hee.
This is one of those things that makes me wanna run out to Falls Church showing my underwear just so I can get a ticket to have standing to sue the bastards. Um.. what’s a titmouse? I’m guessing it’s something altogether different from a mousetit.